Frequently Anticipated Questions

Question: What's this site all about?

Answer: It's all about the creativity & originality of Yack the Ripper!

Question: Anything for sale here?

Answer: Of course! Watch for that soon, but if you're interested in anything in particular, use the contact page.

Question: Those really are stupid poems!

Answer: That is not a question.

Question: What does the name "Yack the Ripper" signify?

Answer: Nothin. Are you mockin' the vay I talk? Seriously, I do rip people sometimes. I rippem up good.
But I do it vith verds 'n' pitchers. Obviously I aint related to the other ripper, the one with the mental problem who didn't like vimmen much.

Question: Do you like pancakes?

Answer: I got to have one!

Question: Can I steal and use your stuff? Do you care?

Answer: It depends. Use the contact page, there's a form over there to ask any specific question!

And that goes for most questions, too! Plus, if we ever really get a frequently asked question, we'll post it here- the site is mostly self-explanatory anyhow. Have fun!